Sometimes I laugh so hard... I cry!

Muah ha ha!! Have I mentioned lately how amazingly awesome my fiance is? Well, he is. Not only has he spearheaded our wedding plans, but due to the fact that I am not yet 'in country' he has had to coordinate all the wedding prep phone calls,etc. Normally these fun tasks are left to a bride, while the groom takes the more groomly approach of 'tell me where to stand, tell me what to wear' (his words, not mine :) but the work done by my fiance has been impressive.
I also have to brag and say he designed our awesome Save-the-Date!! Uniquely 'us' with none of the girly frilly ridiculous stuff that neither of us would want on a Save-the-Date, or anything attached to us anyway...
So as a reward for my fiance's accomplishments and hard work, I want to make sure I overly impress him walking down the run way (I mean aisle). No half-ass, already done wedding dress will do for my man... OHHHH NO Gurlfriend... I want him to stop dead in his thought process and think 'yes, THIS is the woman I am spending the rest of my life with' I have narrowed my dress selections down to a few choices:
Dress #1

I like this dress because it is like a big present with bows, and lace, and ribbon. Nevermind that it looks like a phallus.. I think it's making a comeback, not to mention in Europe.. look at architecture over there!! Hellooooo obsession.

Dress#2

Nothing says 'Im proud to be an American getting married in Canada' like this dress. I think hunting boots and a Nascar garder will kick it up a notch.. Sooooeeeeeeeiiii!

Dress#3

No real explanation needed. It makes a statement. No better time to announce I'm an 8month pregnant and proud woman like my wedding day... I just hope I can find a hair dresser that can master the craft that this model has created. I feel it adds an extra something special.

I just hope Simon can contain his excitement until we finish the ceremony. I know he will be thrilled with any of these 3 excellent choices. I just hope I can narrow it down by the date! Maybe I could have wardrobe changes??